The Hillary Nutcracker
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Kitchen and Housewares Reviews of The Hillary Nutcracker
Customer Review: Queen of the nut-nut-nut crackers
Summary: 5 Stars
Well after seeing Betty Dravis's review of this product I just had to purchase it. See I'm going to be a father for the first time, and if I have a boy I feel this little product will come in really useful. In our day and age children learn by visualization, and explaining the differences between well mannered women vs. unseemly women is not an easy thing for a young father. That's where the Hillary Nut Cracker will come in handy. Now I didn't buy this product for it's ease of use, and I'm quite sure I could have purchased a higher quality Nut Cracker for the money. But how would my boy learn what happens to a man if he chooses the wrong women. Better yet, if I have a little girl I can't think of a better product to teach her the hardness that can consume one's heart if she chooses the wrong man (Hillary was a little girl too, she didn't start off as a Nut Cracker).
As far as Nut Crackers go I can't say this one has the best design, and it might make your male friends cringe having to eat their nuts after Hillary's crushed them with her thighs. All that aside you should get some good laughs out of your friends for this product. Just remember it's a product of nostalgia. Like Hillary it really doesn't meet minimal performance standards.
P.S. All kidding aside I think Betty Dravis is right on the money. Anyone who lives in the public eye should have an open sense of humor on such things. I'm sure Hillary does. At least I hope so. "What did ya hunny? The IRS and FBI are at the door. Got to go, I wonder why the feds are here to see me?"
Bottom Line: A parody product that's intended more for giggles than actual use.
Customer Review: Hilar(y)ious product! A real crack-up!
Summary: 5 Stars
Unlike some of the reviewers of this product, I don't see it as sexist at all. I think it's a real crack-up! Since the Clintons have good senses of humor, I'm certain they'll laugh right along with the rest of us. It's inventive, funny, and will be the hit of Hillary's Victory Party ...
... or Obama's, whomever the voter's select as the Democratic nominee for President of the United States.
And it's good publicity for Hillary. As they say, ALL publicity is good publicity!
Now I'm eagerly anticipating what gadget they come up with for Barack Obama! Perhaps a "bar-rack" (ouch!) ... or a cowboy doll, riding a big white horse, while lassoing Pennsylvania and dragging it along behind him? Na-aaa ... I'm certain it will be something more cunning than that.
Whatever ... This is an exciting Primary Election. May the best woman (or man) win!
Tip: The smart thing for the purchaser of this Hilar(y)ious nut-cracker to do is to keep it in its original box, put it away and forget about it for a number of years. It's bound to become a collector's item.
Reviewed by: Betty Dravis, 2008
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Customer Review: Have Some Fun With 'Ol Thunderthighs!
Summary: 5 Stars
- received 'ol buns of steel from my sister for a joke (she knows how i feel politically), so it was with some intrepidation that i decided to put this cracker (apologies to Floridians) to the test using some included nuts...
- like the caricature's real-life opposite, extra pressure needs to be exerted to make this kitchen tool work, but the results can be extraordinary and interestingly, parallel real-world results of the nemesis' policies: an explosion of nut meat all over the counter and floor - a big mess...
- a gentle, guiding hand in the form of more experienced culinary (and political) expertise is required when deploying this rather (IMHO) gauche tool...
- but it's all in fun and will make for interesting conversation; this nutcracker has been relegated to the lower recesses of my bar, and will be unleashed in upcoming months as my friends and i celebrate the nemesis' demise in both the polls and ultimately, a failed bid...
Customer Review: A shame to 21st Century United States!
Summary: 1 Stars
I can't believe so many people, especially some women, found this nutcracker funny. It is an extremely offensive sexism product and the maker of this product should be sued to bankruptcy. Why this country so sensitive over racism while so ignorant on sexism? Is that because you can always get away by insulting women while not so easy on the other way around?
And for those teenage Obamacans, please remember this is a lady almost the same age of your grandmother, and dedicated her whole life to women and children's cause, and served this nation for 35 years. And I would like to remind you that Hillary pushed to pass the UHC for poor children in 1997, which you might happen to benefit from.
Customer Review: Went Over Really Well - Got Many Laughs During Holidays
Summary: 5 Stars
Got this for both a democrat and a hard-line republican and they both loved the Hillary Nutcracker. Quite a few people asked where I got it and went ahead and ordered it (from another company) for others. This suggested she's a uniter, at least where cracking nuts are concerned.
I do not however recommend the distributor. I ordered this on December 1st and paid the expensive shipping but didn't actually receive it until Christmas Eve after getting Amazon involved. Find another shipper besides Polsteins Home & Beyond. They never answered their phone nor any of my emails. Despite not wanting to have to get Amazon involved, ultimately I had to. Their intervention helped.