The Hillary Nutcracker
by CSB Commodities
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Product Summary
Manufacturer: CSB CommoditiesBrand: CSB Commodities
Model: HCN1
Product features:
- Nine-inch tall, fully functional, resin nutcracker with amazing likeness of Hilary Clinton
- Stainless steel teeth secured inside upper legs to grip and crack nuts in their shell
- Stands upright and has internal stainless steel components and spring
- Guaranteed to be the talk of any Party
- Hand wash recommended
Kitchen and Housewares Reviews of The Hillary Nutcracker
Customer Review: Open Season on Strong Women
Summary: 1 Stars
This is sexist and against all women, especially strong, confident, and accomplished women and those who would like to be successful. Those who don't think it's offensive are sadly just part of the lemming pack. You should realize how it sends a social, not-so-subtle message to all women and girls (including your daughters) that if you're ambitious, you run the risk of being ridiculed as a "nut cracker." So you better stay home or at least know your place.
Let's analyze the message further. An ambitious woman's success must be at the loss of another man's nuts? Why is it an inverse relationship? (To the fans of this product... that means when one goes up the other goes down proportionally, like in a "see-saw.")
This product appeals to the days when women were supposed to stay home. If she dared to work outside the home, she must of de-masculinated her husband (again to fans of this product... "de-balled" him) or stepped on a few to get where she is. The proverbial "b*tch." She obviously could not have gotten there any other way such as intelligence, ambition, hard-work, leadership, charisma, drive, persistence, and any other adjective we naturally attribute to men.
Let's see... would there be a McCain skull crusher or baby crusher? Of course not and I would vehemently object to one as well. But it's to illustrate my point. See offensive that is? I'm similarly offended by this product.
If you're the FIRST woman to actually rise to being a front-runner for presidency, you're going to offend those who would prefer the good ol' days when it was okay to value women based on their attractiveness or willingness to acquiesce (again to fans of this product... it's to submit or comply silently or without protest.) I thought we had made more progress by now.
Description of The Hillary Nutcracker
Is America ready for THIS nutcracker? You have just found the most innovative new product of the year! Get your hands on the world's most unique nutcracker...Grab Hillary while supplies last! This Hillary Nutcracker Stands Nine-inches tall. It is a functional, plastic nutcracker with stainless steel teeth secured inside upper legs to grip and crack nuts in their shell. The Hillary Nutcracker will stand upright and has internal stainless steel components and spring. Not recommended for the dishwasher or children under 12 years of age.Nut Crackers
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