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Belgian Gas Mask with Standard NATO Filter by Belgian
Product SummaryManufacturer: Belgian Brand: Belgian
Kitchen and Housewares Reviews of Belgian Gas Mask with Standard NATO FilterCustomer Review: Another Belgian Classic Summary: 5 Stars
The proud members of the international community of Gas Mask collectors (or Gassies, as we call ourselves) are pleased to see that Amazon is now selling the Belgian gas mask.
Quite simply, this is the best gas mask in the world, easily outstripping both the military and civilian Israeli versions in terms of quality and design - although, to be fair, their children's mask remains the best option for young people and dwarves.
Despite the funky colour scheme, the East German gas mask can't filter a gnat's fart and the pathetic, eco-friendly British version - made from Welsh string-vests and previously-owned toilet paper - pales by comparison.
Sadly, Belgium is too often dismissed as the world's worst colonial power and an unlovely home to an obscene number of serial killers. Now it is time to celebrate her achievements - the vierendeel truss, nauseating fruit-flavoured beers, an imaginary, moustachioed amateur detective with an eating disorder and the finest gas mask known to man.
If you still believe Belgium to be an irrelevant, non-country peopled by bickering dullards, please keep you ill-informed opinions to yourself - otherwise Jean-Claude Van Damme might come round and kick your head off.
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